Hogskin
My style is impetuous, my defenses impregnable.
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The Creeps are in their senior year and the school does a special spread for the seniors in the yearbook. The yearbook coordinator asked each student to submit a bunch of things to be included in their personal spread - couple of pictures, some personal highlights, accomplishments, a Bible verse and a favorite quote.
Creep #1 went with, “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.” – Donald Trump
Creep #2 went with, “And the only reason to vote for a democrat is if you’re tired of winning!” – Donald Trump
The yearbook coordinator also happens to be the 12th grade government teacher. She’s new, extremely liberal and very touchy/feely. She is a dyed-in-the-wool Hillary fan and never misses the opportunity to take a shot at Trump. For the first 8 weeks of the school year she’d get everybody into a circle and they’d talk about current political topics – which would always quickly devolve into a political debate between the conservative and liberal students. My sons said that she has totally lost control of the classroom and now she just gives them reading assignments – from various liberal news outlets.
On the whiteboard she has a dedicated section called, “Words of the Week” and each week she puts up a new Hillary quote. It drove my sons crazy so one day Creep #1 went up and changed it to “Words of the Weak”. Here we are 5 months into the school year and the screwball teacher & the liberal faction in the class haven’t even noticed it.
The other day the school had a staff appreciation luncheon and, since I’m a football coach, I went. I was talking to various teachers, having a nice time, and I was introduced to her. The look on her face was priceless – sheer panic. She couldn’t get away from me fast enough. I overheard her telling another teacher – “He seems like a nice man but his sons are bloodthirsty. I think they sit at home and read John Birch Society books all day. I’d love to change their yearbook quotes but I think they would actually eat me alive. I’m terrified of them.”
Creep #1 went with, “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.” – Donald Trump
Creep #2 went with, “And the only reason to vote for a democrat is if you’re tired of winning!” – Donald Trump
The yearbook coordinator also happens to be the 12th grade government teacher. She’s new, extremely liberal and very touchy/feely. She is a dyed-in-the-wool Hillary fan and never misses the opportunity to take a shot at Trump. For the first 8 weeks of the school year she’d get everybody into a circle and they’d talk about current political topics – which would always quickly devolve into a political debate between the conservative and liberal students. My sons said that she has totally lost control of the classroom and now she just gives them reading assignments – from various liberal news outlets.
On the whiteboard she has a dedicated section called, “Words of the Week” and each week she puts up a new Hillary quote. It drove my sons crazy so one day Creep #1 went up and changed it to “Words of the Weak”. Here we are 5 months into the school year and the screwball teacher & the liberal faction in the class haven’t even noticed it.
The other day the school had a staff appreciation luncheon and, since I’m a football coach, I went. I was talking to various teachers, having a nice time, and I was introduced to her. The look on her face was priceless – sheer panic. She couldn’t get away from me fast enough. I overheard her telling another teacher – “He seems like a nice man but his sons are bloodthirsty. I think they sit at home and read John Birch Society books all day. I’d love to change their yearbook quotes but I think they would actually eat me alive. I’m terrified of them.”
