socal duckie
2014 will be the year!
Keep the motor running
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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk
of
the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital
for
the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the
delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is
amazing.
How do you do it at your age?"
The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running."
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth
of
their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again
went
out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, "Sir, you are
something
else. How do you manage it?"
The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running."
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of
their
third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after
the
delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and
said,
"Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?"
The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before. You gotta keep
the
old motor running."
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: Well, I
guess
it's time to change the oil. This one's black."
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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk
of
the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital
for
the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the
delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, "This is
amazing.
How do you do it at your age?"
The old man grinned and said, "You got to keep the old motor running."
The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth
of
their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again
went
out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, "Sir, you are
something
else. How do you manage it?"
The old man grinned and said, "You gotta keep the old motor running."
A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of
their
third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after
the
delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and
said,
"Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?"
The old man replied, "It's like I've told you before. You gotta keep
the
old motor running."
The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: Well, I
guess
it's time to change the oil. This one's black."