Be strong, honey

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a
chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses
her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this
guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he


tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is

probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."


To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong, honey. I love you, too
:angry: :smiley_tofrocks:
 
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