Then he came back and asked me if I'd make a rhyme centered on the topic of the Meme on the post.
The Meme showed a bunch of girls sitting at a sporting event, snapping Duckfaced Selfies of themselves.
And it was encaptioned: "So Many Selfies, So little Knowledge of Self"
So I came up with the following:
So many Selfies
So Little knowledge of Self,
You literally have, the whole worlds library in your hand,
And yet you grab the book with you on the cover off the fvckin Shelf!
it knows no bounds
Walkin' all around town
Snappin' Duckface pics
Like some Circus Freak Clown
And if you ever had an original thought up in your head.
The whole world would be soo shocked, we'd all fallover dead.
You wanna stake your claim to fame
And grab your 15 Secs
Based on how many "likes" you get
You haven't learned your lessons yet?
On your laptop frantically,
producing stupid sh*t
Looking for acceptance up on YouTube
in the form how many hits?
When you finally bother to look-up
from the thing in your hand you're trapped in
You're gonna realize the truth
that into your ears I'm Rappin'
In the blink of an eye
in the line of time
you'll find that decades have passed
and you're no longer in your prime
And all the likes upon your photos
and this and that
have been replaced by "inspirational quotes"
And pictures of your cat.
And b*tchin' 'bout all men are jerks
And how you're steady gettin' fat.
That glowing Rectangle in your hand
for you was so hard not to follow,
That now you just can't get a man
because between your ears is hollow.
And even if you did catch one
for a fvckin' minute or two
he'd eventually leave you out of the blue
'cause in the moments between you two
there'd be nothing left to do
'Cause anything you ever felt like saying
You couldn't help but post it too.
© Copyright TheGDog 2018
Edited by TheGDog, 05 July 2018 - 01:52 PM.
"None of us was born knowing ANY of this. If someone else can do it, You can TOO!" - TheGDog.
"The wise man can learn from even the fool." - TheGDog
"Life is like a big sh*t sandwich, the more "bread" ya got, the less sh*t ya have to eat."