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#1 hatchet1

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 05:47 PM

By a large tarantula hawk this after noon while hiking the superstitions...Im pretty sure the end is near and this may be the last breathing thing I do.....the wife tells me I'm 235lbs of pure puss and that im lucky to have her...lord give me strength bitten on the inside of my left thigh..things are way out of pro portion at this moment...so long fellas.. I hate AZ.

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 05:54 PM

What were you doing with it putting it on the inside of your thigh?  Seems like a poor way to get a thrill.


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Posted 02 June 2018 - 05:58 PM

  Damn Hatch. INSIDE of your thigh. TMI. You need to learn to lie a little.



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Posted 02 June 2018 - 06:01 PM

Thanks fellas..I can always count on you in times of peral..my homies..

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 06:31 PM

If it makes it better, I hope your Johnson Doesn't fall off.

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 06:40 PM

Sergeant slaughter and his 2 cousins have served their purpose..let it rain.. ouch..

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 06:56 PM

Those things have hellacious stingers!  My boy showed me an episode of that Coyote Peterson show on YouTube where the dude caught one and purposefully stung himself with it. He does that on every episode with a new thing.  Dude... my condolences... that isht looked painful as fizzuck when he did it!

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Edited by TheGDog, 02 June 2018 - 06:58 PM.

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 07:59 PM

Did you shoot it?


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Posted 02 June 2018 - 08:13 PM

Smashed it Paul... there for injecting more venom nto my femoral artery....should of known better...but I'm half bat shat crazy now in my old age..sipping ice chips now...

Edited by hatchet1, 02 June 2018 - 08:14 PM.

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 08:34 PM

Find its family and kill them to.


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Posted 02 June 2018 - 08:47 PM

Matt,

 

Feel for ya, brotha.....Got whacked by a wasp turkey hunting....Almost used the SPOT......... :smiley-sideways-laff-aqua: 

 

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Posted 02 June 2018 - 09:36 PM

Miss you guys....lets hunt !!!


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Posted 03 June 2018 - 04:48 AM

Inner thigh! Bummer man! Next time cover up the “brood nest” when you’re out there. Just took this little excerpt from the Wikipedia page on tarantula hawks. I’m sure you have nothing to worry about.

“using their sting to paralyze their prey before dragging it to a brood nest as living food; a single egg is laid on the prey, hatching to a larva which eats the still-living prey.”

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 06:02 AM

Have the triplets piss on it... Ed F



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Posted 03 June 2018 - 07:40 AM

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At least you looked FABULOUS on your excursion.
Fins for breakfast, Feathers for lunch and Fur for dinner. A well balanced diet...

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