Posted 21 June 2015 - 09:57 PM
First rule of crossfit: tell everyone you do crossfit!
Then you have to post absurd amounts of selfies shirtless on all social media channels, then and only then will you obtain beast mode status!
What about cool tattoos? I hear you have to have cool tats before you can do crossfit.
No tats no crossfit, no crossfit no beast mode, no beast mode no pro staff....
Oops, did I go too far??
Fins for breakfast, Feathers for lunch and Fur for dinner. A well balanced diet...
You are not raising a BOY, you are raising a MAN. DO NOT let society tell you otherwise!!!
A co-worked asked why I wanted to kill a deer. I said "because they won't stay on the BBQ if I don't kill them first"
Patience is the Virtue that carry's a lot of wait.
PROUDLY SENT TO THE BANNED CAMP BY THE Captain Kangaroo!