Here’s the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After five years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their five-year relationship (and any married man knows the truth of that assumption), it ends up costing him $26,849 per outing.....that's not even counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Elliot's friend Kristen for five years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for five years (a savings of
$41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, a wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no
bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when the party's over, and comes back the next day, ready for another round, all smiles
and gratitude, humming your hits. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or did the Governor of New York get a far better deal than THE BEATLE?
Hmmm……
McCartney vs. Spitzer
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 11:48 AM
"Socialism works great until you run out of other people's money!" - Margaret Thatcher.
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" Benjamin Franklin
"Somewhere in this great land of ours, even as we speak, the next Bill Clinton is waddling back to the cafeteria service line asking for seconds". - Ann Coulter 2008
“Future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early 21st century’s developed world went into hysterical panic over a globally averaged temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree, and, on the basis of gross exaggerations of highly uncertain computer projections combined into implausible chains of inference, proceeded to contemplate a roll-back of the industrial age”. - Dr. Richard Lindzen, PhD Climatology, MIT
"Truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it; but, in the end; there it is." - Winston Churchill
""#1 indicator of sloppy work is the invocaton of authority" Unknown
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue" - Barry Goldwater
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" Benjamin Franklin
"Somewhere in this great land of ours, even as we speak, the next Bill Clinton is waddling back to the cafeteria service line asking for seconds". - Ann Coulter 2008
“Future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early 21st century’s developed world went into hysterical panic over a globally averaged temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree, and, on the basis of gross exaggerations of highly uncertain computer projections combined into implausible chains of inference, proceeded to contemplate a roll-back of the industrial age”. - Dr. Richard Lindzen, PhD Climatology, MIT
"Truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it; but, in the end; there it is." - Winston Churchill
""#1 indicator of sloppy work is the invocaton of authority" Unknown
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue" - Barry Goldwater
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 11:51 AM
I just cyphered that out in my head and Switzer came up a winner! That man's a wizard!!!
DUE TO THE PRICE INCREASE ON AMMUNITION...
DO NOT EXPECT A WARNING SHOT !
Thank you for your understanding :smiley-yellow:/>
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DO NOT EXPECT A WARNING SHOT !
Thank you for your understanding :smiley-yellow:/>
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 12:11 PM
Fricking colusa 
Leave it to yer line of work to figure that out. 
I like the way you think
espically the open menu and the leg wrapping, 
With the economy the way it is, you really got to be looking at getting the best BANG for yer buck 
You scored a on that one 
Leave it to yer line of work to figure that out. I like the way you think
espically the open menu and the leg wrapping, With the economy the way it is, you really got to be looking at getting the best BANG for yer buck You scored a
on that one
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LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE BREATHS WE TAKE,
BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY.
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 03:44 PM
Thanks Fred...but actually I can't take the credit for it.....it came to me as an e-mail from a...yes...another fellow bean counter. It's origin we have no idea....but probably another bean counter fer sure!!!!
"Socialism works great until you run out of other people's money!" - Margaret Thatcher.
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" Benjamin Franklin
"Somewhere in this great land of ours, even as we speak, the next Bill Clinton is waddling back to the cafeteria service line asking for seconds". - Ann Coulter 2008
“Future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early 21st century’s developed world went into hysterical panic over a globally averaged temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree, and, on the basis of gross exaggerations of highly uncertain computer projections combined into implausible chains of inference, proceeded to contemplate a roll-back of the industrial age”. - Dr. Richard Lindzen, PhD Climatology, MIT
"Truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it; but, in the end; there it is." - Winston Churchill
""#1 indicator of sloppy work is the invocaton of authority" Unknown
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue" - Barry Goldwater
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." - Sir Winston Churchill
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" Benjamin Franklin
"Somewhere in this great land of ours, even as we speak, the next Bill Clinton is waddling back to the cafeteria service line asking for seconds". - Ann Coulter 2008
“Future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early 21st century’s developed world went into hysterical panic over a globally averaged temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree, and, on the basis of gross exaggerations of highly uncertain computer projections combined into implausible chains of inference, proceeded to contemplate a roll-back of the industrial age”. - Dr. Richard Lindzen, PhD Climatology, MIT
"Truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it; but, in the end; there it is." - Winston Churchill
""#1 indicator of sloppy work is the invocaton of authority" Unknown
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue" - Barry Goldwater
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:07 PM
Timmy boy ... you forgot Spitzer's wife has not yet submitted her bill. What do you suppose the contingent liability is for a man of his wealth having to buy out a long term contract that has a legacy clause (kids)? How do you reserve for that?
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 05:23 PM
Welcome to the dumpster Elliot my boy.
DUE TO THE PRICE INCREASE ON AMMUNITION...
DO NOT EXPECT A WARNING SHOT !
Thank you for your understanding :smiley-yellow:/>
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa ― not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car". Wil Shriner
"It's okay to take your meds with beer." - Ray Kelly
DO NOT EXPECT A WARNING SHOT !
Thank you for your understanding :smiley-yellow:/>
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa ― not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car". Wil Shriner
"It's okay to take your meds with beer." - Ray Kelly
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 05:47 PM
Timmy boy ... you forgot Spitzer's wife has not yet submitted her bill. What do you suppose the contingent liability is for a man of his wealth having to buy out a long term contract that has a legacy clause (kids)? How do you reserve for that?
Scott,
Good point!........... Either way their screwed...............
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Posted 21 May 2008 - 05:43 AM
a ex-wife is the most expinsive hooker you will ever have in your life no matter what income leveal you are at.
it is my intent to do what is best for TOF, my bed side manners suck and for that I am sorry.
I am blunt and to the point and I do not have the ability to sugar coat it to save your fillings, So really if I tell you stop pissing on the carpet, just knock it off, man up and don't puff up carry on like soap opera. the rules here are really light so man up.
Some have asked way do you put up with all the crap some put me through. and this is it
I am tired of big business just taking form us outdoorsmen. most of the product is defective and does not work as stated. bottom line if there product sucks I want ever outdoorsmen to know about.
All I ask is support those that support you, this place is about real unpaid information, its real outdoorsmen not paid to say something outdoorsmen.........
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